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msn spam

2008-09-05T03:42:17Z

Margery says:
Hi
Ryan says:
who is this?
Margery says:
hey, A/S/L?
Ryan says:
too old for you, man, prison
Ryan says:
you?
Margery says:
hey whats up babe, U got a webcam? finally someone adds me, I am soo fuckin horny today for some reason lol
Ryan says:
oh thats hot... yeah I totally have a cam... my girlfriend wants to see you too
Ryan says:
do you have any pogos?
Margery says:
listen hun, I am just about to start my webcam show with jen, come chat me there in my chat room? We can cyber, I will get naked if u do..lol!
Ryan says:
we're already totally naked and on cam! holy shit. we have our own chat room and people can send us a message and we'll do the stuff they ask
Margery says:
I can show u how to watch if u promise not to tell anyone else how to do it???PLEASE
Ryan says:
we live outside the USA so we can do stuff with our pets too!
Ryan says:
sure!
Ryan says:
then we'll show you us playing with our dobermann!
Margery says:
well since its the law that u gotta be 18 (nudity involved), u have to sign up with a credit card for age verification! BUT.. Once you are inside, just clikc on "Webcams" let me know what name you use to sign in with so I know it is you babe! http://www.PORN SITE.com/janefun fill out the bottom of the page then fill out the next page as well and u can see me live!
Ryan says:
shit you type fast girl
Margery says:
Please dont mention anything about that in the chatroom once u get in ok?
Ryan says:
so you are janefun?
Ryan says:
why dont you want other people to know how to view you!?
Ryan says:
I mean, if they add their credit cards its all good right?
Margery says:
OH SHIT.. k I am late to start my show, I gotta get off msn...I will see ya inside my chatroom babe.. remember not to mention that I am upgrading u... You can use your msn name to sign in so i know it is you..
Ryan says:
hang on, I'll send your info out on twitter to everyone I know. 2 secs
Margery says:
AUTO-RESPONSE: hey just in the middle of my webcam show if you want to watch click the link http://www.PORN SITE.com/janefun
Ryan says:
OH SHIT
Ryan says:
SHE STARTED ON THE DOG WITHOUT ME
Ryan says:
BBIAF I CANT MISS THIS

Dumbest quote ever?

2008-01-20T06:59:50Z

"There are 10 kinds of people. Those who understand binary, and those who don't."

ARGH, OH THE IRONY.

I'm starting a collection.

2008-01-19T07:12:03Z

These are the "419 scams" I've received since my replies. I've sent out nothing yet.

I'm not sure how long my computer will remain "broken with the devils sodomy virus" before I start replying, I'm a bit overwhelmed thinking about replying to all of these, maybe vote in comments on which offer sounds the best and I'll concentrate on that one.

Hello

I am khalid mahmoud, A Bahrain national I have been diagnosed with Oesophageal cancer.It has defiled all forms of medical treatment, and right now I have only about a few months to live.I am very rich,but was never generous, I have given most of my assets to my immediate family members. I have decided to give alms to charity organizations.I cannot do this myself anymore because of my health.I once asked members of my family to give some money to charity organizations,they refused and kept the money.I have a huge cash deposit of Eighteen Million dollars with a finance House abroad. I will want you to help me collect this deposit and dispatch it to charity organizations.You will take out 20% of this funds for your assistance.DO REPLY ME VIA MY PRIVATE EMAIL(kkkmahmoud@yahoo.gr)

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YOU HAVE WON £1,500,000 CONGRATULATIONS

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18 Herbert Road,
Sol hall,
West
Midlands,B91 3QE
United Kingdom
NATIONAL LIVERWOOD LOTTERY WINNERS
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Reference
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CONFIRMATION OF EMAIL TICKET NUMBERS: BLB5-62-44-13

CONFIRMATION OF EMAIL TICKET NUMBERS: BLB5-62-44-13
DEAR WINNER
Following official publication of results of the E-mail electronic On-line Sweepstakes organized by the BELGISCHE LOTTERY BV CORPORATION, the Slide circular award and the Heineken prizes in conjunction with the foundation for the promotion of software products, (F.P.S.), held on the 9th of January, 2008,in Brussels Belgium, Wherein your electronic email address emerged as one of the on-line winning emails in the 1st category, hence your email address was attached to a cash award of USD1,000,000.00,We write to officially notify you of this award and to advise you to contact the processing office immediately upon receipt of this message for more information concerning the verification, processing and eventual payment of the above prize to you; particulars attached to it..
REFERENCE ##(QBH-7-12-19-33-9-65),
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REPLY TO EMAIL:belgischelott@aol.com
Please note, information released today the 15Th of January 2008, validity period of the winning is for 30 working days, hence you are expected to make your claims immediately. Any claim not made before this date will be CANCELLED.
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Get back to me asap...

Hello what is happening,i dint hear from you again,and your ATM is ready............mail me back .

Fakki

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INVESTMENT LETTER.

Attn,

I am contacting you based on my intention to establish a Real Estate, etc investments in your country as a sort for a conducive retirement after my civil service work in my country.

I am an old man and due for retirement at any moment from now after putting many years in civil service as secretary Ministerial Contract Evaluation and implementation in my country, and I would appreciate if you can be of assistance to this endeavor as I am very willing to go into partnership with you.

I wait to hear a positive response from you.
Thanks
Dr. Clement Ego.

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PRIVATE MESSAGE

Greetings,
Compliments of the day to you and your family. I am very sorry to
embarrass you
with this email as I did not mean to intrude in your privacy if not for the
peculiar situation I have found myself. I have contacted you because I believe
you have what it takes to carry out the request I seek of you. I am currently
suffering from a terminal disease called CANCER and my doctors have
informed me
that I have a few months to live and I want to try and do something special
with my life now that the end is near.
Before I was diagnosed with the disease I was a very successful
businessman who
made a lot of money but also lived a very rough life filled with too much lust
for women and more money. In the course of my illness my family members have
bled me dry of nearly all my possessions and abandoned me to my fate. I
presently have no friend or family as I am all alone in this hospital. Luckily
I have some money totaling sixteen million five hundred thousand us dollars
that I had stashed away in a finance facility somewhere in Europe and I would
be willing to donate all of it to charity. All I want is for a
foundation to be
set up in myname so I would always be remembered for my good deeds in life
after I pass on. If you are willing to assist you would get a handsome
percentage of the money and also a place in heaven as God would abundantly
reward you.
Please get back to me ASAP so I can give you more details.
Thanks and God bless you.
Michael Alexis

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2008 Lucky Winner

Uk National Lottery
REF NO: UK/776090X2/23
Draw Dat: 02-01-2008
Dear Winner,
We wish to congratulate and inform you on the selection of your email coupon
number which was selected among the 6 lucky consolation prize winners. Your
email ID identified with Ticket Number:8603775966738 with Serial number5368/02
drew the Winning Numbers:13,15,25,31,37,39(bonusno.41). with entries from the
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extracted from over 100,000unions,associations, and corporate bodies that are
listed online. No tickets weresold.You have won a sum of £ 1,500,000(One
Million Five Hundred Thousand Pounds Sterling ),payout in Us
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details for the release of your winning.
Claims Requirements:
1.Name in full:,:
2.Home Address:,
3.Age:,
4.Occupation:,
5.Phone Number:
6.Nationality:
7.Sex:
8.Marital Status:
9.MODE OF PAYMENT PREFFERED (1.COME IN PERSON,2.COURIER DELIVERY):
Contact Person;
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E-mail: contact.jakesanthony21@yahoo.co.uk
Tel No: +44 703 189 1068
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( Online Co-ordinator )

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2008-01-15T02:13:10Z

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2008-01-11T22:45:34Z

Get back to me asap...

WHAT IS HAPPENING YOU DINT CALL YOU DINT MAKE THE PAYMENT GET BACK TO ME ASAP.............
ieatrocks <ieatrocks@hotmail.com> wrote:

Thank you for the information Fakki, what fantastic news!!!

I'm going to have to call these places when they open later today and figure out which one will accept my american express. I've never even heard of DHL are they new?

Unfortunately Fakki, I might not be on email for a while, it seems my husband was looking at some rather unsavoury websights, and now our computer is putting rude images into emails I send out now. I can't see them but I've had several friends descibe them to me and they are incredibly rude. I hope you do not get one with this email. Can you send along a phone number I can call in case my computer is gone for a couple of weeks while the repairman cleans off foul pictures? I'll be able to check tonight or tomorrow at a friends house for any updates and give you some kind of confirmation of payment with our shipper.

Yours always in Christ,

Ieatr Ocks

From: FAKKI BELLO

Sent: Tuesday, January 08, 2008 1:41 AM

To: ieatrocks@hotmail.com

Subject: Get back to me asap...

Hello,

Thanks for your utmost reply well we have credited your ATM CARD now and it will be delivered to your home address now but we will be needing the dispatching fee, see below for the shipping companies and their prices

Dhl: $750 (5 HOURS DELIVERY)

Fedex$:590 (15 HOURS DELIVERY)

Ups: $420 (TWO DAYS DELIVERY)

Get back to me and choose the shipping company you would like so that I will give you their information to send them the money.

Thanks And God Bless

Mr. Fakki Bello.

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2008-01-11T22:42:04Z

Hello

I am khalid mahmoud, A Bahrain national I have been diagnosed with Oesophageal cancer.It has defiled all forms of medical treatment, and right now I have only about a few months to live.I am very rich,but was never generous, I have given most of my assets to my immediate family members. I have decided to give alms to charity organizations.I cannot do this myself anymore because of my health.I once asked members of my family to give some money to charity organizations,they refused and kept the money.I have a huge cash deposit of Eighteen Million dollars with a finance House abroad. I will want you to help me collect this deposit and dispatch it to charity organizations.You will take out 20% of this funds for your assistance.DO REPLY ME VIA MY PRIVATE EMAIL(kkkmahmoud@yahoo.gr)

I would like... one MILLLLLLION DOLLARS!

2008-01-10T00:43:20Z

So here we go, I got another proposition for serious money tonight. I now need to reply to earn 31 trillion Nigerian dollars (NGDs for those in the know) and wonderfully I now have the opportunity to earn.... um.... someone's entire bank account?
I think

Really, as bad as the first one was, the second is plain sloppy. It might be the same person sending me this now though, so I have to STICK TO MY PLANS, and pretend I am out running down neighbors' pet dogs in my mad rush to send off money to nigeria via DHL.:D

(I know only 2 people read this, so I hope you appreciate that I write this here... so I don't have to seem like some chatty fuck when you visit.)

S. just rolls her eyes at me.

At least I have the cat. More letters to come :)

Re: Get back to me asap...

2008-01-09T12:44:33Z

Thank you for the information Fakki, what fantastic news!!!

I'm going to have to call these places when they open later today and figure out which one will accept my american express. I've never even heard of DHL are they new?

Unfortunately Fakki, I might not be on email for a while, it seems my husband was looking at some rather unsavoury websights, and now our computer is putting rude images into emails I send out now. I can't see them but I've had several friends descibe them to me and they are incredibly rude. I hope you do not get one with this email. Can you send along a phone number I can call in case my computer is gone for a couple of weeks while the repairman cleans off foul pictures? I'll be able to check tonight or tomorrow at a friends house for any updates and give you some kind of confirmation of payment with our shipper.

Yours always in Christ,

Ieatr Ocks

From: FAKKI BELLO

Sent: Tuesday, January 08, 2008 1:41 AM

To: ieatrocks@hotmail.com

Subject: Get back to me asap...

Hello,

Thanks for your utmost reply well we have credited your ATM CARD now and it will be delivered to your home address now but we will be needing the dispatching fee, see below for the shipping companies and their prices

Dhl: $750 (5 HOURS DELIVERY)

Fedex$:590 (15 HOURS DELIVERY)

Ups: $420 (TWO DAYS DELIVERY)

Get back to me and choose the shipping company you would like so that I will give you their information to send them the money.

Thanks And God Bless

Mr. Fakki Bello.

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So crazy

2008-01-08T03:36:26Z

http://www.japanesebugfights.com

It's like trying to look away from a car wreck...

a car wreck with gigantic wasps fighting scorpions to the death!

Re: ATM CARD PAYMENT FOR FUND BENEFICIARIES

2008-01-08T03:04:40Z

oh my god,

I'm so sorry, what can I do?

I don’t want to mess up if the bank decides I haven't done all the paperwork right and lose my thirty trillion Nigerian Dollars. I checked up exchange on the amount of money, and while after exchange, and 20% dues to the church, it would not be enough to buy a private beach; I could at least buy a private photo of a beach and a delicious coffee to drink while I gaze upon said picture.

Please reply in all haste with further directions.
Your friend in Christ,

Ieatr Ocks
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From: "DR IGNATIUS IMALA" <elvis@bombforme.net>
Sent: Sunday, January 06, 2008 3:40 PM
Subject: ATM CARD PAYMENT FOR FUND BENEFICIARIES
>                           ATM CARD PAYMENT FOR FUND BENEFICIARIES
>                                    INTERNATIONAL CREDIT SETTLEMENT
>                                  OFFICE OF THE DIRECTOR OFOPERATIONS
>                                         CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA.
>
>
> ATTENTION BENEFICIARY:
>
> THIS IS TO OFFICIALY INFORM YOU THAT WE HAVE VERIFIED YOUR CONTRACT
> /INHERITANCE FILE AND FOUND OUT THAT WHY YOU HAVE NOT RECEIVED YOUR
> PAYMENT IS BECAUSE YOU HAVE NOT FUFILLED THE OBLIGATIONS GIVEN TO YOU IN
> RESPECT OF YOUR CONTRACT / INHERITANCE PAYMENT.
>
> SECONDLY WE HAVE BEEN INFORMED THAT YOU ARE STILL DEALING WITH THE NONE
> OFFICIALS IN THE BANK YOUR ENTIRE ATTEMPT TO SECURE THE RELEASE OF THE
> FUND TO YOU. WE WISH TO ADVISE YOU THAT SUCH AN ILEGAL ACT LIKE THIS HAVE
> TO STOP IF YOU WISH TO RECEIVE YOUR PAYMENT SINCE WE HAVE DECIDED TO BRING
> A SOLUTION TO YOUR PROBLEM.
>
> RIGHT NOW WE HAVE ARRANGED YOUR PAYMENT THROUGH OUR SWIFT CARD PAYMENT
> CENTER ASIA PACIFIC, WHICH IS THE LATEST INSTRUCTION BY THE PRESIDENT
> CHIEF ALHAJI UMAR MUSA YAR-ADUA (GCFR FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA.
>
> THIS CARD CENTER WILL SEND YOU AN ATM CARD WHICH YOU WILL USE TO WITHDRAW
> YOUR MONEY IN ANY ATM MACHINE IN ANY PART OF THE WORLD, BUT THE MAXIMUM IS
> ONE THOUSAND FIVE DOLLARS PER DAY,
> SO IF YOU LIKE TO RECIEVE YOUR FUND THIS WAY PLEASE LET US KNOWS BY
> CONTACTING THE CARD PAYMENT CENTER AND ALSO SENDS THE FOLLOWING
> INFORMATION:
>
> 1. YOUR FULL NAME
> 2. PHONE AND FAX NUMBER,
> 3. ADDRESSES WERE YOU WANT THEM TO SEND THE ATM CARD
> 4. YOUR AGE AND CURRENT OCCUPATION
> 5. A COPY OF YOUR IDENTITY ATTACHED TO E-MAIL
>
> MR IGNATIUS IMALA
> INTEGRATED PAYMENT DEPARTMENT
> EMAIL: drignatius20007@yahoo.com
>
> THE ATM CARD PAYMENT CENTER HAS BEEN MANDATED TO ISSUE OUT $3,000,000.00
> AS PART PAYMENT FOR THIS FISCAL YEAR 2007.
>
> ALSO FOR YOUR INFORMATION YOU HAVE TO STOP ANY FURTHER COMMINUCATION WITH
> ANY OTHER PERSON(S) OR OFFICE(s).
>
> THIS IS TO AVOID ANY HITCHES IN FINALIZING YOUR PAYMENT.
> AS SOON AS YOU REPLY TO THIS IMPORTANT MESSAGE FOR FURTHER DIRECTION IN
> THIS REGARDS AND ALSO UPDATE ME ON ANY DEVELOPMENT FROM THE ABOVE
> MENTIONED OFFICE.
>
> NOTE: THAT BECAUSE OF IMPOSTORS, WE HEREBY ISSUED YOU OUR CODE OF CONDUCT,
> WHICH IS (811) SO YOU HAVE TO INDICATE THIS CODE WHEN CONTACTING THE CARD
> CENTER.
>
> PERSON IN CONTACT OF THE CARD CENTER.
> (Mr. Fakki Bello)
>
> CHIEF AUDITOR TO THE PRESIDENT
> FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA
> ATM CARD PAYMENT FOR FUND BENEFICIARIES
> EMAIL ADD: fakkibello20004@yahoo.com
>

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2007-10-30T05:47:55Z

It is better than I ever expected. Mobile ventrilo harassment youtube clips, wow.

heh

2007-10-01T22:20:26Z

not only did I, I made her do it.

now I'm bald.

substupid @ 2007-09-13T21:30:00

2007-09-14T04:31:56Z

substupid says:
should I shave my head?
Metasynthesthia. says:
Why?
substupid says:
I hate feeling scruffy
Metasynthesthia. says:
Well then shave it
Metasynthesthia. says:
DO A FRIAR TUCK
substupid says:
I'm saving this conversation

Will I? Won't I? Stay tuned for next week's exciting installment!

I don't get it.

2007-08-03T01:51:50Z

How do you work this thing?

substupid

msn spam

Dumbest quote ever?

I'm starting a collection.

These are the "419 scams" I've received since my replies. I've sent out nothing yet.

Hello

YOU HAVE WON £1,500,000 *CONGRATULATIONS*

LOAN AT LOW INTEREST RATE

CONFIRMATION OF EMAIL TICKET NUMBERS: BLB5-62-44-13

Get back to me asap...

INVESTMENT LETTER.

PRIVATE MESSAGE

2008 Lucky Winner

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*gone fishing*

More?!

I would like... one MILLLLLLION DOLLARS!

Re: Get back to me asap...

So crazy

Re: ATM CARD PAYMENT FOR FUND BENEFICIARIES

posted from the iphone

heh

substupid @ 2007-09-13T21:30:00

I don't get it.

YOU HAVE WON £1,500,000 CONGRATULATIONS

gone fishing